The tale of a complete asshole.

To understand this story, you will need a visual to refer back to.

Here is the visual I was talking about. This house is located right across the road from my school and where I park my car. This house is also where the worlds shittiest asshole lives. I often have to use this driveway to do 3-point turns when leaving school. This guy has a problem with that. You see, I swear he sits at his window and waits for people to walk, bike or drive past so he can come out and yell. Now, lets refer to the visual. The purple dotted line is his property line, anything to the left of that is his property. Anything to the right (surrounded by the yellow line) is public property and he has no legal rights over it. The blue line is as far up the driveway as I go to do a 3-point turn. This guy doesn't understand public property. He has come out and abused me several times for using the driveway. He yells at anyone who even puts one foot on a patch of grass. He yells at people who walk on the footpath. He even yells at people who bike past on the road. This guy likes to yell. He doesn't quite understand his legal rights, or therefore lack of, over the yellow outlined patch of land. He has been known to fence off the area so no one can use it. It's a fucking footpath outside a school, for fucksake, people are going to walk past to get to and from school. People are going to use the driveway to turn as the road is too narrow. Today he abused me for doing a 3-point turn and later on in the day went mental at us as we crossed the road back to school. My friend got into an argument with him and he took down my license plate number and complained to the school. Apparently he complains a lot. They've gotten to the point where they just don't give a single fuck about what he says, they're sick of him. I can't even park outside school anymore without him giving me the deathiest death stare of all time. Probably doesn't help that once, just to spite him, I drove over the publicly owned lawn but he can't do shit about that legally. I wont stop doing 3-point turns on public property. I wont stop walking on the footpath that is there for public use. I'd love to see how he tries to enforce anything. The most he can do is yell. Until someone gets short tempered with him and actually does something to his private property, he can't do anything. I can deal with being yelled at by him, in fact, sometimes it humours me because I'm a 'fucking shithead who doesn't respect other peoples fucking property and fucking deserve all the shit coming to you, you little c*nt'. What I don't think is funny is that he has no bounds, I'm old enough to take the abuse but given the opportunity, he will yell at kids walking along the footpath and since soccer happens at the public park his property backs onto, there is a lot of children and foot traffic. So yes, that is my tale of the biggest asshole I've encountered in my life. I can't wait until he yells at a kid who has a tank dad and gets his shit dealt to him.